Author Archives: kenneth

Just went to the dentist.  Dr. Wang’s a nice lady, but it always drives me nuts when she tries to start a conversation with me while I’m sitting in the chair.  This is a ritual we have practiced many times in the past few years.  “So, what are some symptoms of the Sasser virus?” she […]

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It’s like Lasik, but for your face!  =P  Wonder how I’ve never heard about this before.  There’s also this painless Omnilux alternative too.  Oh, the things you can do with lasers… I have such a fascination with pretty lights.

I just put down $500 for the Toyota Prius.  0_o

I don’t understand how the company microwave can make parts of my leftovers-for-lunch plate steaming hot while leaving little ice chunks in the rice.  Seriously, I am burning my tongue on the sweet and sour pork and soothing it with the bland but frosty clumps of rice that accompany it. Ow!  I just bit into […]